When I was a kid there was a group of people who tried to morally micromanage our lives. They didn't like our clothes. They didn't like our music. They didn't like our hair. They didn't like the TV shows we watched. They didn't like our comedians telling dirty jokes. They didn't like us partying, getting drunk, getting high, or having sex. They were pretty much a crazed bunch of control freaks obsessed with telling us what to do in every facet of our lives, right down to how to dress, how to vote, how to pray, who to fuck and how to fuck them. They were exclusively religious conservatives, who all around, simply did not care for the