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Stephenie Meyer Book Signing

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BAM. I said it. Glitter paint and shitty emo poetry = NOT A FRIKKIN VAMPIRE. I wanted to submit this during Halloween but I got delayed by midterms.

This cartoon is basically my Woody Allen fantasy. "Don't you wish real life could be like this?" Yes, I wish Christopher Lee would go to a Stephenie Meyer book signing and pie the bitch for bastardizing vampires.
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I think a good follow up would be Samuel L. Jackson in his Jules get-up screaming "You make ME look politically correct," and then quote a little scripture before shooting her.