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Stephenie Meyer Book Signing by Patches67 Stephenie Meyer Book Signing by Patches67
BAM. I said it. Glitter paint and shitty emo poetry = NOT A FRIKKIN VAMPIRE. I wanted to submit this during Halloween but I got delayed by midterms.

This cartoon is basically my Woody Allen fantasy. "Don't you wish real life could be like this?" Yes, I wish Christopher Lee would go to a Stephenie Meyer book signing and pie the bitch for bastardizing vampires.
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FurEmberLily Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
W. I. N. XD
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Dragonlord95 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*PLAF!* I love that
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anastazie-1 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Bwaahahahahahaha!!!!!!! That is fantastic you win! :iconawesomefaceplz:
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gazzz477 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
well steven king did say she 'cant write a darn'
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GodzillaKrueger Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You win:
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dystar Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected... the way of... PAIN!"

It's pretty bad when even Abby from Let Me In earns more vampyric win than Edward...
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Rinkusu001 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
This is the greatest Twilight bashing I have ever seen. :XD: Bitch had it coming... she VIOLATED vampires.
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SergeantSarcasm1 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
My side hurts from laughing!
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Ultrabountyhunter Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Just when you think Christopher Lee can't get any more awesome...
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FER58 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012
I was hoping for something more "lethal" onto her face for such a disgraceful piece of false literature.
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