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Stephenie Meyer Book Signing by Patches67 Stephenie Meyer Book Signing by Patches67
BAM. I said it. Glitter paint and shitty emo poetry = NOT A FRIKKIN VAMPIRE. I wanted to submit this during Halloween but I got delayed by midterms.

This cartoon is basically my Woody Allen fantasy. "Don't you wish real life could be like this?" Yes, I wish Christopher Lee would go to a Stephenie Meyer book signing and pie the bitch for bastardizing vampires.
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PyramidHead90 Featured By Owner May 28, 2015
I think a good follow up would be Samuel L. Jackson in his Jules get-up screaming "You make ME look politically correct," and then quote a little scripture before shooting her.
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AppleSara Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015
I am a dummy! La la la la :D (Big Grin)  Yes, thank you Christopher Lee !
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weeya1 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014
ALL FOR THE Epic Win !!!! bunneh icon14
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FurEmberLily Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
W. I. N. XD
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Dragonlord95 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*PLAF!* I love that
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anastazie-1 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Bwaahahahahahaha!!!!!!! That is fantastic you win! :iconawesomefaceplz:
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gazzz477 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
well steven king did say she 'cant write a darn'
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GodzillaKrueger Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You win:
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dystar Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected... the way of... PAIN!"

It's pretty bad when even Abby from Let Me In earns more vampyric win than Edward...
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Rinkusu001 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
This is the greatest Twilight bashing I have ever seen. :XD: Bitch had it coming... she VIOLATED vampires.
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SergeantSarcasm1 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
My side hurts from laughing!
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Ultrabountyhunter Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Just when you think Christopher Lee can't get any more awesome...
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FER58 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012
I was hoping for something more "lethal" onto her face for such a disgraceful piece of false literature.
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Raven913 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This... this is MADE OF WIN. The panel right before he pies her had me in stitches. :XD:
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ChuiKamashi Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
'You, madame, know NOTHING about vampires! *pies*' XD I wasn't expecting that and burst out laughing...At 2 AM...Essentially waking my family up.
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Frisby-chan Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
As much as I hate Meyer's shitty books, there is no such thing as a real vampire.
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ChuiKamashi Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
That may be true, but there is no such thing as sparkly vampires. If they sparkle, they're fairies. Or Mary Sues. Or unicorns. Or Mary Sues. Not vampires.
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Frisby-chan Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
They're vampires. Like it or not.
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Patches67 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have a friend who refers to Twilight vampires as "Pixies with a blood fetish"
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ChuiKamashi Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
Pffft, I saw fairies, but pixies works awesomely, too.
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ToughSoldier Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Best. Comic. Ever.
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Celadine14 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2011
mwahahahaha!!! Eat pie, Meyer! SIR Christopher Lee does not approve of sparklies
and Meyer didn't bastardize vampires- she castrated them :shakefist:
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cleris4ever Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Christopher Lee=AWESOME~!
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Brii-sama Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011
Can't...stop...giggling....
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mouse-whiteblade Featured By Owner May 14, 2011
The last two panels made me LOL.

Christopher Lee uses PIE!
It's super effective!
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SharksDen Featured By Owner May 4, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Applause! I love this comic!
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VaguelyCreepy Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2011  Student General Artist
In addition to finding this really funny, I appreciate how you're keeping this relatively civil. It's much more polite than running around screaming "DIE IN A FIRE!" all the time.
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essiehcS Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011
FTW! Marvelous, just bloody marvolous :D
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CelestiialHeart Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2011
LOL
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InfamouslyDorky Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2011  Student General Artist
"retro vampire costume" ? you're one to talk retro 80's girl..
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Burnmonthedigidude Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2010
I support this. Vampires used to be scary creatures of the night, not sparkly pop idols.
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froggfan09 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
twilight sucks?
agreed.
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lol
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VintageHorrorGeek Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2010
Heehee.Pie face. :D
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kirillkirillkirill Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
how I wish it were real! LOL
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kirillkirillkirill Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
Haha absolutely love this picture! Epic win!))))))))))
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Caraig Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
I long ago made my peace with Twilight and Stephanie Meyers. Well, to some extent. The glittering vampire thing doesn't bother me that much anymore -- it's no worse than what D&D's drow have been put through. No, what gets my goat about Twilight are the horrible, awful things that it tries to portray as "true love" and "romance." >_< For this, I will agree, a pie is the proper display of umbrage. Granted, there's not much more awesome than a pie to the face delivered by Christopher Lee. Unless it's maybe Christopher Walken.
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Patches67 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Christopher Walken! That would have been a supernova of awesome. If I was making a good old fashioned Christopher Lee/Peter Cushing type vampire movie, Christopher Walken would be right on the top of my list for Dracula.

I do get what you are saying about Twilight. I am grateful Stephenie Meyers is giving fifteen year old girls something to masturbate to, I just wish it had better writing than a yaoi fanfiction manga.
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Mumzee Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
VVery funny hehehe
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CuruwenXayide Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
whit i will aprowe... wonderfull
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Patches67 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your English iz plenty good, yah :D :tighthug:
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CuruwenXayide Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you..
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MidNightMagnificent Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wish? You, me and the rest of the world of old-school vampire fans.
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JumpinSoraa Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome!
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EIRivero Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010
YOU ARE COMPLETY AWESOME.
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kingofthedededes73 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yesh, good vampire good. funneh comic
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DarkSaxeBleu Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Chris Lee, a gentleman knows best ... :D
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whatonearth Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
hah, i like it :)
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fuXorZ Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010
Just goes to show that you don't fuck with Saruman!
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anderaminela Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010
It would be so awesome if this actually happened! this=epic
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Cartoonray Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
HAHAHAHA...Take that MEYERs!!! Well done bud. This is a awesome comic.
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