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Captain Crunch Parody

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I remember when I first went off to college I was looking forward to doing all the crazy things I didn't have the freedom to do at home. The first thing I wanted to try was all the crappy sugary cereals my mother would never allow in the house. I bought at least four. Captain Crunch, Coco Puffs, Count Chocula, and something else that was chocolate, I can't remember.

And you know what? They all tasted like crap and immediately went straight into the trash right after the moment I tasted them. Count Chocula damn near made me barf.

Anyway, the name 'Captain Glucose's Sugary Pancreas Blaster' is the (what I thought was hilarious) idea of an internet acquaintance by the name of Chance at a place called the 'Phlog'.
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