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Post your political artwork.  No restrictions in numbers.  But must have a political message! 

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Kim Jong Un Assassination by Patches67
Kim Jong Un Assassination
I wasn't planning on drawing the leader of North Korea getting a bullet through his head when I got up this morning, but you see, some dumb son of a bitch had to open his big mouth and tell me what Seth Rogan movie I'm not allowed to watch.  So this is my WINNER! 
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  • Listening to: Scooter Megamix
  • Reading: Online blogs
  • Watching: CNN
  • Playing: Oculus Rift
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: water

I'm talking about whenever people make a post about something that involves a top ten.  Like Top Ten Useless Wanker movies.  Or five things women like to see in men coming onto them that doesn't come across as creepy or make them want to call the cops right away.  That sort of thing. 


  • Actually make a list. Whenever you post a title Five Ways On How To Do Stuff I better see some numbers or five clearly marked bullet points. Many people just make this one long rambling paragraph and leave it up to the reader to decipher what five points came out of it. Online news articles do this all the time. And whenever I try to deconstruct these articles to figure out whatever five points they were trying to make, I can usually only find three or four.
  • Whenever you're making a Top Ten list that's building up to "The Number One Thing Of All Time" PUT THE LIST IN REVERSE ORDER. Never open up with number one. That just means the reader is going through a list of things that are increasingly awful. You have to give the reader something to look forward too. Always start at the bottom and work your way up so when they reach the last "-and the number one thing of all time is" and then go TAA DAAA, post number one.
  • Bullet points. Once again this is the jerk who crams everything together into one paragraph leaving it for the reader to decipher what the major points were. Since they saw no point in listing them in a numerical order as each point within doesn't have greater or lesser perceivable value (as this list you are currently reading is) they just fail to separate points. Bullet points online people, you can do it and it's extremely easy.
  • Show incredibly poor judgement as to what actually belongs on a top-anything list. A lot of people have bad taste and their top ten is a deep disturbing look into their soul. Personally, I don't know how many times I looked at "Top Unknown Animated Films" or "Christmas Classics" and some cross dressing Jabberwocky puts Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights on the list. The only top ten that belongs on is "Top Ten Xmas Films I Want To Commit Suicide To". Seriously, you post this, forget you and all your siblings.
  • When not it's not showing poor taste it's showing extremely poor imagination. Oh look what's on top of the greatest Christmas classics of all time, It's A Wonderful Life and A Christmas Story. Jesus I never would have guessed that on my own. Try using a Top Ten list to bring attention to something that both needs and deserves it.
  • Screw up the number order. If you got OCD this is the person you want to shoot in the face. They promise you a top ten but only deliver nine. Or deliver eleven because they thought of something at the last minute and decided to cram it in there without any thought. It's rare, but when it happens, it's frustrating as hell. To prove my point it's what I did to this list. How do you feel? It's not good, is it? So don't do that.
  • Run out of ideas and just start to ramble because they thought "I promised ten points but only thought of eight" so they just carelessly throw stuff in there wasting the reader's time and effort and completely disqualifying their own work in the reader's eye.
  • Wander off topic. Like make a list of something that's top ten of a genre, and then put something in it that clearly does not belong there. You could literally make a top ten list of "Top Ten Films That Don't Belong on a Sci Fi List But Some Idiot Always Puts Them In There."
  • Lousy wrap up. Don't leave the last part dangling. Wrap it up like a saucy Walter Cronkite "And that's the way it is, suckers".
  • Listening to: Scooter Megamix
  • Reading: Online blogs
  • Watching: CBC News
  • Playing: GTA V
  • Eating: croissant
  • Drinking: Mochoa java coffee
I've been watching the Quinnspiracy Theory videos and the shitstorm to have followed it and I have to say this is probably the most interesting thing that has happened in gaming journalism, ever.  This is because gaming journalism is a fucking joke.  It's not journalism, it's a bunch of blogs and editorialism.  And we long learned ever since the Iraq War, if you ever wanted to get to the truth of anything, avoid editorialism like the plague.  Because you don't get the truth from editorialism, you just get a bunch of assholes who feed off of each other trading shots with the biggest bullshit their imaginations can come up with to make themselves the center of attention.    

And this is what people have been doing while constantly bashing the gaming community with accusations of sexism.  I'm not saying sexism does not exist in gaming, I even commented on it.  But I gave it no more attention than I felt it deserved.  I didn't make an entire career out of it.  When people become one trick ponies where their entire careers revolve around complaining about one thing, they are dependent upon that one thing providing them a career.  And inevitably those people become great big fat frauds, like Anita Sarkeesian, who raised over $100,000 to pay her to do the exact same thing she was already doing for nothing.  Making videos complaining about sexism in video games and the video game community. 

And when someone becomes a one trick pony, literally any person who threatens to take that one trick away becomes a threat.  This includes the people who try to solve the problem.  People like SillySladers who created a group that tried to build video games based solely upon women's input.  This was deliberately doxxed by Zoe Quinn and her boy toy brigade, effectively destroying it.  Why?  Because when you base your career upon complaining about a problem, to keep that career going you deliberately sabotage any efforts you can that actually try to solve that problem, so you can go on making a career out of complaining.

And BTW, I've seen this happen before with feminist movement.  Way back in the 60's and 70's when feminism was gaining traction women formed certain groups aimed particularly at targeting and solving certain problems women faced.  There were many instances where these groups were specifically targeted and shot down by the very same people who made a career out of complaining about these problems.  And they do it for more than just preserving the problem just so they can go on complaining about it.  There's also this protective clique thing going on where they shun outsiders regardless of their intentions.  If you're not part of a certain inner circle then you are not allowed to gain any traction in this world.  And that's exactly what's going on with Zoe Quinn and her boy toy brigade.  Where ever they have influence they use it to silence not just dissention, but also people who may be taking their side but not in a way that props the inner circle up even further. 

When feminism movement began to collapse on itself several people tried to comment that women's worst enemy are other women.  Gloria Steinhem  wrote an entire book about it. Anna Wintour published articles about it.  What happened?  They wound up being attacked for it and were labelled traitors to feminism by people who make careers out of complaining about men.  Men are the problem.  Men are bad.  Men are inherently evil.  There are no solutions, only problems created by men.  Men. Men. Men.  Stray from the drumbeat but a little and you're a traitor to the cause.  And if you actually solve the problem?  You are the world's biggest asshole because instead of certain people making a career out of complaining, now they have to get a real job.

But let's get back to the problem of gaming journalism.  Zoe Quinn is a problem, but not THE problem.  The problem is this is an industry that has no integrity.  It's blatantly corrupt and biased.  This is a world where people like Zoe Quinn and her boy toy briggade can flourish because it is hugely flawed.  And one of the dumbest things it could have done is make careers for people who do nothing but complain and vilify their readers.  People are fed up with their bullshit and there is a desperate need for reform.  And when you reform, the people who helped perpetuate the problem get their sorry asses kicked to the curb. 

But it's not just gaming journalism that desperately needs reform.  It's journalism in general.  This is a world were editorialists and bloggers are considered journalists.  News has been trumped by entertainment.  If this is a world were corruption and bias flourish in mainstream news media, of course it's going to affect fringe publications like those in gaming, where the industry is not held up to a microscope for criticism. 

Ragnarok by Joyfool
There's excellent colour contrast with the blues against the orange ribbon belt and birds in the foreground. The clouds have a lovely ethereal feel to it adding to the sense of weightlessness. The line work is both subtle and beautiful. It does have a strange contrast against the painted parts of the picture but the fact that it is very delicate makes it work. The girl's face is bright and adorable and not something would typically associate with a Ragnarok, which is the Norse Mythology for the end of the world.

I get the impression this is a playful character that's going to mess with your day.
  • Listening to: Scooter Megamix
  • Reading: Online blogs
  • Watching: CNN
  • Playing: Oculus Rift
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: water

I'm talking about whenever people make a post about something that involves a top ten.  Like Top Ten Useless Wanker movies.  Or five things women like to see in men coming onto them that doesn't come across as creepy or make them want to call the cops right away.  That sort of thing. 


  • Actually make a list. Whenever you post a title Five Ways On How To Do Stuff I better see some numbers or five clearly marked bullet points. Many people just make this one long rambling paragraph and leave it up to the reader to decipher what five points came out of it. Online news articles do this all the time. And whenever I try to deconstruct these articles to figure out whatever five points they were trying to make, I can usually only find three or four.
  • Whenever you're making a Top Ten list that's building up to "The Number One Thing Of All Time" PUT THE LIST IN REVERSE ORDER. Never open up with number one. That just means the reader is going through a list of things that are increasingly awful. You have to give the reader something to look forward too. Always start at the bottom and work your way up so when they reach the last "-and the number one thing of all time is" and then go TAA DAAA, post number one.
  • Bullet points. Once again this is the jerk who crams everything together into one paragraph leaving it for the reader to decipher what the major points were. Since they saw no point in listing them in a numerical order as each point within doesn't have greater or lesser perceivable value (as this list you are currently reading is) they just fail to separate points. Bullet points online people, you can do it and it's extremely easy.
  • Show incredibly poor judgement as to what actually belongs on a top-anything list. A lot of people have bad taste and their top ten is a deep disturbing look into their soul. Personally, I don't know how many times I looked at "Top Unknown Animated Films" or "Christmas Classics" and some cross dressing Jabberwocky puts Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights on the list. The only top ten that belongs on is "Top Ten Xmas Films I Want To Commit Suicide To". Seriously, you post this, forget you and all your siblings.
  • When not it's not showing poor taste it's showing extremely poor imagination. Oh look what's on top of the greatest Christmas classics of all time, It's A Wonderful Life and A Christmas Story. Jesus I never would have guessed that on my own. Try using a Top Ten list to bring attention to something that both needs and deserves it.
  • Screw up the number order. If you got OCD this is the person you want to shoot in the face. They promise you a top ten but only deliver nine. Or deliver eleven because they thought of something at the last minute and decided to cram it in there without any thought. It's rare, but when it happens, it's frustrating as hell. To prove my point it's what I did to this list. How do you feel? It's not good, is it? So don't do that.
  • Run out of ideas and just start to ramble because they thought "I promised ten points but only thought of eight" so they just carelessly throw stuff in there wasting the reader's time and effort and completely disqualifying their own work in the reader's eye.
  • Wander off topic. Like make a list of something that's top ten of a genre, and then put something in it that clearly does not belong there. You could literally make a top ten list of "Top Ten Films That Don't Belong on a Sci Fi List But Some Idiot Always Puts Them In There."
  • Lousy wrap up. Don't leave the last part dangling. Wrap it up like a saucy Walter Cronkite "And that's the way it is, suckers".

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Thanks for the llama~
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Happy Birthday, Patches! May Pippi not be allowed to deliver your cake by incoming flying drone.
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Thank you!  I'm going out to party, eat Italian food, and get drunk.
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Eureka! I know why we need all these :thumb362390206: neko meido (cat maids) to save the world! We're under attack by filth-loving space rodents! The cat ears and tails are to scare them off (because we all know that mice fear cats!) and the maid outfits are to fool them into thinking that we're going to clean up their mess!

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 Thanks for the llama!  :iconcutellama-plz::iconcutellama2-plz:  Here's one for you, too!
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thanks for the llama!!Nyuu (Tee hee) [V1] Nyuu (Tee hee) [V1] 
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Found this on Tumblr. No idea what the context is, but (for what I hope are obvious reasons) it made me think of you. www.pixiv.net/member_illust.ph…
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